http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/ K-Blog Fri, 18 Mar 2005 09:20:28 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2005. Arts Entertainment Hobbies & Crafts http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/50.html Fri, 18 Mar 2005 17:18:08 GMT We're on the Map, and we aint Budgin' Texan Feels Emotionally Empty After Chili Cook-off EL PASO, TX—Native Texan and chili chef Jerry Gerber, 41, said he has been suffering a palpable sense of melancholy ever since the 17th Annual Five-Alarm Chili Cook-Off on Feb. 28 ended. "Spend all year gittin' together the hottest, rootin'-tootinest, mule-kickinest chili this side of the Rio Grande, and whadya git fer yer troubles?" Gerber said Tuesday. "Shucks, you eat it and then you're all hat and no horse." In lieu of seeking professional help, Gerber said he plans to force himself back into the... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=50 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/49.html Fri, 25 Feb 2005 16:54:14 GMT I’m Addicted. They’re just too goddam fucking handy. You can put all sorts of shit in there. Granola, crackers, sandwiches… And don’t even get me started on the little half-size ones. Holy Cow, those are a serious contribution. Pull one out for those half-eaten burritos, your odd-shaped chunks of parmesan cheese…Whatever! You know those tiny little tomato sauce cans…what do you do when you use only half of it? Stick it in the fridge as is? HELL no. Put it in a Tupperware? What’re you, NUTS?! No no, Stupid. Stick the whole little can, standing up, in a Ziploc. It's Freakin’... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=49 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/48.html Tue, 08 Feb 2005 05:22:28 GMT This is Guy. He's a dancing fool. I took this and many other shots while I was in TX for the holidays. Unfortunately, I had lost the memory card from my camera for about 2 months, but luckily I recently found it again. So, I became quite motivated to update my photo-blog with some new pics. You can feel free to check out the new images here, K-Phlog. http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=48 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/47.html Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:42:29 GMT OCALA, Fla. - Two boys were arrested for making pencil-and-crayon stick figure drawings depicting a 10-year-old classmate being stabbed and hung, police said. The children, charged with a felony, were taken from school in handcuffs. [story] Basically, they didn’t like this kid and they drew a picture saying as much. But, handcuffs?!? I mean, check out the picture through the [story] link above. It's exactlty the kind of silly picture little kids would draw. Geez, if I was held accountable for every picture I drew when I was 9, I’d be on the FBI’s Most Wanted list. Come on. When I was... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=47 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/46.html Mon, 24 Jan 2005 20:30:13 GMT There are very few celebrity deaths of the past years from which I felt genuine emotion. Chet Atkins,…Stephan Grappelli,… and now I must add…Johnny. I’ve you weren’t a child of the 70’s/80’s then sure, why the hell should you care? But let me tell you kids, there was a time, a time before Conan, before Jay, when there was no Jimmy Kimmel, no Kilborn, no Arsenio, and Macanroe was just a tennis player. A time when the only players in town were Carson and Letterman. And it was a glorious time indeed. Johnny as the king of late-night, and Dave his crowned prince. It might sound lame to... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=46 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/45.html Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:01:18 GMT Yes, it’s true. Not only does the famous Cat-Baby of New York exist, but it lives somewhere within the catacombs of my East Side neighborhood. Now I’m sure you’re asking yourself, “what the hell is a Cat-Baby, and if it’s so famous, how come I haven’t heard of it?” We’ll, it’s hard to describe. No one has actually ever seen the Cat-Baby. Its lonesome, howling cry is the only recognizable imprint it offers to the world. And it’s probable that you’ve never heard of the Cat-Baby, because I only just dubbed this thing “Cat-Baby” sometime last week. The Cat-Baby is a mysterious... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=45 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/44.html Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:02:08 GMT Sure, the Tasty Flavors Sno Biz dessert shop in the Chattanooga, Tenn., probably seems like a great place for a college girl to work. I mean, the hours are good, you’re surrounded by ice-cream and assorted sweets, plus the staff is made up of other young, pretty, playful females just like you. However, according to owner Paul ‘Gene’ Levengood, when you work at Tasty Flavors Sno Biz, your ass belongs to him. In November of last year, mean-Gene was charged with two counts of sexual battery. Two of his 19-year-old female employees came forward and reported that he would occasionally spank... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=44 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/43.html Tue, 11 Jan 2005 15:35:23 GMT Just received this text message on my phone: "Brittany, did Jay text you back about what classes you got?" Hmm... how young do I seem? I've been out of school for quite some time now. No, not an 'A' student, but regardless, I'm almost 30. Or is it that I look like a Brittany? I mean, sure, I've been known to claim my virginity even far beyond the point anyone found it cute to humor me. And Yes I do tend to wear ridiculous t-shirts that display dumb phrases intended to 'stick-it' to the media. And I'll be the first to admit that I may not have had my wits about me when I... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=43 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/42.html Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:26:32 GMT Here is the posting I put up on the 'Missed Connections' section of Craigslist a few days ago: "Please Help this guy! "This Guy" being Me. My phone is riding around the city right now with no way of getting home. I just got back from spending the holidays with my fam. and I took a yellow cab from LGA to the Upper Upper East Side, today (Thurs. Dec. 30th) around 3:15pm. As many of us do now-a-days, I use it as my ONLY phone. So, I have no way of calling it to see if anyone answers. No way of calling my friends to ask them to call the cab company. blah blah blah... basically, if you... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=42 http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/archive/41.html Thu, 23 Dec 2004 19:40:02 GMT It’s Christmas Season again! No, that doesn’t mean that with the proper license, you can feel free to shoot and kill as many Christmases as will fit in the back of your pick-up. Not to mention that a ‘Christmas’ would be hard to find anyway, as they are legally bound to change their name to ‘Holiday’ for several weeks. But during this time, when people send out generic cards to people that they haven’t seen in 18 years, pretend that they know what the hell Holly is, and so strangely decide to put freaking butter in their freaking rum, people tend to lose sight of what the true meaning... (more) http://k-blog.blogdrive.com/comments?id=41