Sure, the Tasty Flavors Sno Biz dessert shop in the Chattanooga, Tenn., probably seems like a great place for a college girl to work. I mean, the hours are good, you’re surrounded by ice-cream and assorted sweets, plus the staff is made up of other young, pretty, playful females just like you.

However, according to owner Paul ‘Gene’ Levengood, when you work at Tasty Flavors Sno Biz, your ass belongs to him.

In November of last year, mean-Gene was charged with two counts of sexual battery. Two of his 19-year-old female employees came forward and reported that he would occasionally spank them for workplace errors.

For example, forgetting to put a banana into a smoothie drink is the kind of mistake that would warrant little cheerleader Cindy getting bent over Uncle Gene’s knee.

As investigations at the store proceeded, not only did police find many photographs of women’s posteriors, but a confident Levengood chose NOT to deny the allegations. He instead produced forms which were signed by the young ladies at the time of their hire which stated, "I give Gene permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit."

That’s covering your ass.