Just received this text message on my phone:
"Brittany, did Jay text you back about what classes you got?"
Hmm... how young do I seem? I've been out of school for quite some time now. No, not an 'A' student, but regardless, I'm almost 30.
Or is it that I look like a Brittany?
I mean, sure, I've been known to claim my virginity even far beyond the point anyone found it cute to humor me. And Yes I do tend to wear ridiculous t-shirts that display dumb phrases intended to 'stick-it' to the media. And I'll be the first to admit that I may not have had my wits about me when I married a high school chum in Vegas, got it annulled, and then married a brain-dead dancer with 2 kids.
But come on...Brittany ... K-Dogg. K-dogg...Brittany. There's a difference.
Yes yes, I did join Kabbalah without having a clue of what it was, purely because Madonna was into it. And opening a crappy restaurant in New York, even though I didn't know the first thing about restaurants but thought people would pay $15 for macaroni & cheese as long as I named the place and was getting drunk in the vicinity...guilty as charged.
But people,...K-Dogg...Brittany...Brittany....K-Dogg.
So, even though my sister just got her own TV show because people think she'll be the next Me, and even though I can't sing worth a crap but I get paid millions ironically enough..for singing, that doesn't mean that I'm a Brittany who should be receving your text messages.
Not to mention, I have no idea who the hell Jay is. Sorry.
